chuh.. yeah.. soo.. text ay? well spose i SHOULD start with like my mission plan or some crap... okay here it goes
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Name: Jason Margetts
Age: its a secret.. but if you promise not to tell.. 17
Aim: To deploy the annoying FREEKING frog ring tone to EVERY mobile phone in LA, and then
dial them all .. at the SAME TIME **insert scary music...** can you imagine it muahahah itd be like "bee ba deeo
bdee FUCKING BWEEEP" and then ... that would cause the universe to implode itself.. but mainly canada (or canadia...
i'll decide later) thus leaving ME in control of like you know.. rubble.. coz i'll be in a secret space station
just west of the new zealand border and north of Orlando florida... beautiful place that.. BUT THEN i can steal the worlds
CHEESE supply and eat it all, even though im almost over cheese but yes.. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA and then you shall all by
my dead servants that i will bring back to life by finding your derivative to the fourth dimension and shocking you with electricity....
or stabing you with forks and ... well.. yes.. stabbing you with forks... and THEN you can make my cheese and
i can sell it tooo..too..too.. umm the FUCKING ppl who make that FUCKING annopying FROG RING TONE and then they can chcke
on your musty pubes and dead smelling fingers of fish and rubble and they can DIE FUCKING DIE i tell you :)
